Saturday, February 11, 2006

The Prof Low legacy

"Are you all right? No, you are half left and half right."

"Gallstones are tombstones which bacteria write their epitaph."

"Look for the flowers in the desert, the corals in the sea, the stars in the sky and the patients in the wards."

"Don't do a mutilating operation unless you have definite proof."

"Not every disease can be cured, but every patient can be given care."

Doctor: Nurse, we need to get new surgical equipment.
Nurse: Doctor, what surgical equipment should I order?
Doctor: The usual lah!

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